July 25, 2006

A New Mission, A New Beginning

Recently we received a complete video editing suite as a donation (thank you to all the mindless sheep at Adobe and JVC that follow me). Shinra has decreed that rather than using this to make a cheesy internet porn site (though the financial analysis for a cult-themed porn site through the roof) it should be used to spread the word.

Here at the winter we have a dedicated staff of former music video directors and Jerry Bruckheimer engaged 24/7 to do our part and put together the overall production, but we need your help. Shinra is not about the Cult Leader, important as he is (and he is VERY important); it's about you, the followers.

We would like to invite all followers with access to a video camera to submit a short piece about why Shinra is for them, and they are for Shinra. Tell us how it change your life, and how it continues to each time you send in a check.

Don't have a video camera? Send in a picture and short voice over in an audio file. Don't worry about formats - we will ether figure out how to use it, or pretend like you never sent anything in.

This video will be used to promote Shinra not just on the fabulous series of tubes that is the Internet, but will also be dumped on to physical media and sent to famous actors and musicians that we feel could benefit from the message of Shinra (Yes Beck, I'm looking at you).

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November 23, 2005

Moving to the Winter Compound

I regret the recent lack of posts to the blog, but there are many, many things afoot at Shinra. We are currently in the process of relocating the headquarters from The Compound, our impreginable Colorado mountain fortress, the The Winter Compound, the slightly more pregnable fortess located in the balmy southwestern corner of town. A 105 year old mansion that once house Nikoli Tesla, as well as Aleister Crowley, it is the ideal location for the coming winter months.

Thank you for your patience during this move.

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August 12, 2005

Spreading The Word

Many of you have asked "What can I do to spread the word and help Shinra and the Cult Leader on the path to inevitable world domination?"

I'm glad you asked.

There is a lot going on these days in the way of missionary support. For one thing, membership levels have been reorganized, making it easier than ever to join. Check out the How To Join link to learn more.

Here at The Compound we are also creating materials that you can download and use to spread the word in your own community. Follow the Spread The Word link to download the first in the series. Print it out and take it with you on your next first date!

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June 07, 2005

Lines of Communication

Last night while communing with the inexplicable forces that haunt my every waking moment, a wonderful new idea was directly implanted into my thought stream - that our website should have a mechanism that would allow me to communicate with all of my soon to be followers in a simple and direct way, one that would allow them to communicate back to me as well. It was apparent to me that God, or ancient Native American spirits, or possibly aliens from the Galaxy of Andromeda wanted a blog added to the website.

I will use this blog in the future as a platform to spread the word of the coldly indifferent extra dimensional beings, Lords of Time, or interplanetary livestock concerns that communicate with me. I hope that you will use it as well to communicate with them through me – post your questions, concerns, fears, and recipe ideas within the comments and rest assured, I pass them on and respond with information direct from the robotic vocoders, crushing mandibles, or, who knows, maybe even mouths of the divine/alien/indescribable forces to who’s council I am privy.

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