Last night while communing with the inexplicable forces that haunt my every waking moment, a wonderful new idea was directly implanted into my thought stream - that our website should have a mechanism that would allow me to communicate with all of my soon to be followers in a simple and direct way, one that would allow them to communicate back to me as well. It was apparent to me that God, or ancient Native American spirits, or possibly aliens from the Galaxy of Andromeda wanted a blog added to the website.
I will use this blog in the future as a platform to spread the word of the coldly indifferent extra dimensional beings, Lords of Time, or interplanetary livestock concerns that communicate with me. I hope that you will use it as well to communicate with them through me – post your questions, concerns, fears, and recipe ideas within the comments and rest assured, I pass them on and respond with information direct from the robotic vocoders, crushing mandibles, or, who knows, maybe even mouths of the divine/alien/indescribable forces to who’s council I am privy.
