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July 25, 2006

A New Mission, A New Beginning

Recently we received a complete video editing suite as a donation (thank you to all the mindless sheep at Adobe and JVC that follow me). Shinra has decreed that rather than using this to make a cheesy internet porn site (though the financial analysis for a cult-themed porn site through the roof) it should be used to spread the word.

Here at the winter we have a dedicated staff of former music video directors and Jerry Bruckheimer engaged 24/7 to do our part and put together the overall production, but we need your help. Shinra is not about the Cult Leader, important as he is (and he is VERY important); it's about you, the followers.

We would like to invite all followers with access to a video camera to submit a short piece about why Shinra is for them, and they are for Shinra. Tell us how it change your life, and how it continues to each time you send in a check.

Don't have a video camera? Send in a picture and short voice over in an audio file. Don't worry about formats - we will ether figure out how to use it, or pretend like you never sent anything in.

This video will be used to promote Shinra not just on the fabulous series of tubes that is the Internet, but will also be dumped on to physical media and sent to famous actors and musicians that we feel could benefit from the message of Shinra (Yes Beck, I'm looking at you).

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