Follower James writes:
What I believe is that you guys are a no good piece of waste. Quit trying to fool people into "channeling their funds" to your bank accounts. Who the hell do you think you are? Don't you think what your doing is bullshit? Can you not think of better ways to spend these precious moments than trying to scam people out of their hard-earned dollar? Now if I am wrong, please reply and enlighten me as to what you folks are.
These are all important questions James - even the parts of your email that are statements are important questions. Let's go through your email and see what we can do to help you understand the spiritual path that you have chosen, and how Shirna is going to help you down that path.
What I believe is that you guys are a no good piece of waste
Excellent James! Believing something, anything, is the first step on the long (and potentially cripplingly expensive) path to enlightment. While your statement is sufficient to gain you entry into Shinra, feel free to elaborate. What sort of waste do you believe us to be? Are you saying that all life on Earth may be the result of an alien spacecraft emptying it's lavatory tanks while surveying the Earth over 4 billion years ago? Or are you just saying that it's those of us in Shinra that have this superior Alien heritage? Maybe you are just saying when God created Adam that wasn't clay he was using, if you follow me. Any of these are great beliefs, and we would be happy to help you believe them, or anything else that you want.
Quit trying to fool people into "channeling their funds" to your bank accounts
James, we aren't trying to fool anybody into doing anything. At Shinra we believe that you must fool youself into doing it - otherwise we wouldn't be any different from any other snake-oil peddling religion.
Don't you think what your doing is bullshit?
Do you think that what we are doing is bullshit James? Because if you do/don't, then we will do everything in our power to prove that we are/aren't. We are here to support your spiritual growth, not to line our pockets; that's just an unintended, but unavoidable side effect.
Can you not think of better ways to spend these precious moments than trying to scam people out of their hard-earned dollar?
Of course we can James. Here at The Compound only a fraction of our resources are devoted to scamming people out of their hard earned dollars. Much, much more time is devoted to doing the Cult Leader's laundry. You would be amazed at both how dirty those robes can get, and how spotless they can become after a through cleaning. Hey! There's probably some sort of metaphor in there about souls or something!
Now if I am wrong, please reply and enlighten me as to what you folks are.
We would love to enlighten you about what we folks are James, but first we need you to look deep inside yourself (and your pockets) and tell us what we are (and how much money is in those pockets). After you tell us, then we can tell you - over and over until you believe it.
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