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May 15, 2006
Where does Rob live?
Follower Chris, or maybe his alternate disassociated personality "Erek" asks "Where is Follower Rob?"
Chris/Erek - Rob like all of my followers, lives bathed in the light of truth. While his meat-shell may be located in the United Kingdom, that is irrelevant. What matters is that he believes in the power of yeast, and that because of that belief, and his willingness to express it, despite the left's current war on yeast, means that he lives in a very special and holy place.
I will do everything imaginable, and several things that are best left unimagined, in order to make sure that his belief in the power of yeast remains unshakable, not matter how many ACLU law suits attempt to remove monuments to Beer from courthouses, or how long protesters block the Red Star yeast factory in Oakland, California.
Posted by The Cult Leader at May 15, 2006 11:30 PM
Comments
Thanks for answering my question, now I know that Rob lives in the U.K. and that Rob believes in the power of yeast. Hm.. given the nature of minds, should I now make a bridge and assume that all United Kingdomers believe in the power of yeast, or just Rob? He must have a very good reason for having such a belief and there must be others who share his belief. It would make my assumed understanding of Rob so much easier if I could just invent something about him that would allow me to relate him into experiences I've already had.. after all, 28 years is a long time to be having experiences.
But, no, at stake is Rob's individuality and something that is so deeply personal to Rob that tying his sense and his belief in the power of yeast into my perception of those commonly found in United Kingdom would be an error.
Yes, I think that all this name stuff is a little confusing, a little disorienting and yes, a little dissociative. I've never felt connected to a name and I feel a little odd when speaking of objects/people/places/time. Can Shinra give me a new name? One that perhaps causes the hearts of those who encounter it to palpitate with fear?
Posted by: Chris Severson at May 16, 2006 01:35 PM
Chris, I live in Warwick, my local pub is "the Cape" feel free to pop in anytime, it's where I do all my best worshipping.
Posted by: follower Rob at July 23, 2006 02:22 AM