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May 01, 2006
Thank You Follower Rob
This entry is all about praising loyal Follower Rob.
Follower Rob has been an example all of us with his devotion to Shinra and his steadfast, unwavering belief in the power of yeast.
Now he has gone a step farther. While it's not a fat cash donation, Follower Rob has given us something more precious (though less fungible) - his art. Out of the goodness of his heart, Follower Rob has sent miniature portraits of all the current members of Shinra. You can view them below.
What's this you say? These don't look like portraits of people? Oh ye of little faith. These are portraits of what Follower Rob believes we look like , and in our book, that's what matters. Maybe these portraits are perfectly accurate representations of the Mind Betens that inhabit our brains and drive us around like remote controlled cars. Maybe they accurately reflect what our souls will look like just before they are devoured by G'Gang-gi-for, Demon Lord of the 19th Realm. Maybe Follower Rob is just nuts. You don't know, and we aren't asking. Enjoy them for what they are. The originals are now on display in the Compound; in a location where laundry washing followers pass them regularly, and bow in obsequience as they carry their heavy, heavy loads.
Posted by The Cult Leader at May 1, 2006 08:47 PM
Comments
Where does Rob live?
Posted by: Chris Severson at May 9, 2006 07:45 PM