As Real as You Want It To Be

Follower Timothy asks "Truthfully is this cult thing for real?"

Well Follower Timothy, I think you have answered that question for yourself by joining. If you joined, it must be for real - fake cults don't have you as a member, do they? Obviously there was something misssing from your life, something that could only be provided by Shinra. Otherwise, why would you have joined? Yes, there is the increased luck, wealth, and attractiveness to the sex of your choice that comes with membership, but would these have been enough to make you join? I think not.

I have no doubt that you will find Shinra to be everything you expected it to be - it always is, after all. I also have no doubt that you will soon be sending in a big cash donation, once you realize that without paying a penny your life has been improved. Imagine what will happen once you start sending money!