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October 14, 2005

Soon To Be Follower "KoralLeart" Asks...

"What do shinra do?"

An excellent (if grammatically challenged) question. What DO Shinra do?

In a nutshell, we love you, and we support you. Unlike other cults, religions, or your parents, we won't tell you what to believe, who to worship, or that you can't have the keys to the car until after you empty the garbage.

We don't judge - to all us beliefs are equal, just as all currencies are exchangable. Give us your money, and we will give you whatever else it is that you need*.

* Offer only includes things that don't cost anything, and aren't very hard. Offer void where prohibited.

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