Rather ask "Why do I pee?"

Confused in Colorado asks the question "Why does it hurt when I pee?"

Asking this question shows that you are still mired in out-moded thought patterns. It's the sort of question I expect from a Scientologist* or a SubGenius**.

It's time to move beyond questions like "why does it hurt" and move on to questions like "Why do I still have to". The promise of Shinra is to move beyond the boundries and restrictions of our bodies (or at least the things about them that aren't any fun).

Rather than asking our alien overlords why it hurts to pee why not ask them to install an efficient recycling and filtration system directly into your abdomen that recycles waste fluids and provides you with a slow trickle of pure H20 through a tube routed directly back into the stomach? Instead of peeing you would simply undergo a surgical procedure to change the system's filter once a year.

That is the promise of Shinra.

* The Scientology answer would be "Because your urethra is clogged with body thetans - which can be removed for a price"

** The SubGenious answer to the question would be "Because you have an STD, or you are currently peeing on an electric fence"