Guns?

Future follower Michael ask "Say, are there guns at the compound?".

Here at The Compound there is no need for guns. We are a peaceful (non-death, maybe sex if you're cute) cult.

I'm here to help my followers believe in whatever it is that they choose to believe in, while at the same time enriching myself spiritually (and financially). Gun are not something that fits into that philosophy.

That said, it should be noted that our Alien Masters have surrounded the earth with a cloud of orbiting particle beam weapons platforms capable of easily destroying any who would threaten us (other than them). At the same time the Implacable Pan-Dimensional Entities that we seek to bring into this reality through terrible rituals could turn up at any moment, putting the kibosh on any attempts at hostility towards us (and bringing about the destruction of all life as we understand it).

So really, having guns is kind of a moot point.

As far as the jumpsuits go, if your personal belief system dicates that you wear a jumpsuit then a jumpsuit you shall wear. I suggest a yellow one.

Next question.